Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
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