big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Randomize
