Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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