Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
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