Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
stop calling my apartment porn island.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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