He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
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