Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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