Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Randomize
