there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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