Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
Randomize
