i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Randomize
