You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
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