ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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