Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Say something about gay babies.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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