I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
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