Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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