so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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