Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
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