Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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