Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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