Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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