do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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