Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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