I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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