i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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