I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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