She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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