Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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