he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
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