piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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