dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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