Don't you send me to vm
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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