she was so not down for the gang bang
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
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