Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
how drunk are you?
Several
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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