Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Randomize
