no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
whose ass print is on the piano?
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
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