no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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