Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
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