I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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