I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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