wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
there's paper in my vomit.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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