Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
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