Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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