discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
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