Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
Randomize
