Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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