And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
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