I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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