Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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