I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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