I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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