Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
birth control should be required to get into college
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Randomize
