I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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