HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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